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Please Don't Die Houseplant Book

Please Don't Die Houseplant Book

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A Guide For Neglectful Houseplant Owners Book 

If your succulents are suffering or your monstera is on its last leaf, it might be time to face the truth — your plants need saving. From you.

Please Don't Die is the houseplant guide you didn't know you needed. Equal parts funny and genuinely useful, it's packed with plant facts, practical tips, and just enough humour to make you laugh while you learn. Whether you're nursing a neglected fiddle leaf or starting fresh, you'll go from accidental plant killer to confident plant parent in no time.

Beautifully illustrated and presented in a quality hardback, this 128-page book is the perfect gift for anyone who loves plants — or anyone who really, really should.

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